Disaster!!

Today's lesson, the disaster meal......

Ever wonder a person learn to walk b4 crawl? or drive b4 taking license? Well i do... Today morning i went out with a bunch of guys to buy sum groceries. V stop by Victoria market and started to pick sum tomatoes and potates and also bought back sum chicken drumstick. I was surprise it oni cost me less than 15 AUD... Happily after shopping in Victoria market, i went back to my apartment and start cooking.1st up the soup... I boil the water and start peeling off the potatoes skin and later on i chop into pieces together with tomatoes.. i dumped it into the soup and add sum vinegar and also salt to enchance the taste (seriously i dunno wat the heck i do tat for).. Neway once still not satisfied, i start to crack 2 eggs and dumped it into my rojak soup as well... Owh here comes the disaster part!!! I tot of making marinated chicken with sprite. At 1st it went very well with the chicken marinated in sprite for almost 40 minutes. Then i didn't noe u nid a oven instead of microwave to made a marinate chicken... little do i noe i heard the chicken go pop in the microwave and i quickly stop it and took it out.. later on i am thinking of frying the chicken instead of putting back into microwave... after frying for about 10 minutes, i think tat it doesn't seems 2 b rite... =.='' so i immediately turn off the gas and chop the chicken into pieces and dumped the slice chicken into the soup..... after waitting for 10 to 20 minutes, the soup is ready and i kinda wanna puke when i open the cover at 1st.. But when i tatse it, it seems okay for me. So i juz ate the whole soupful of "Disaster meal" i cook and forget bout wat i did. Owh man cooking isn't easy i tell u.. seriously